9:30pm - Still waiting for my boss to send me something, then continue to work. The deadline of the yet-to-start-writing proposal is 4pm tomorrow. Have a meeting out of office tomorrow morning till noon. Just now he told me, don't be too tough to yourself. Honestly, I also don't know how to achieve that. 
那天去扫墓（很多年没去了），遇到了一些平时没什么见面的亲戚。
见到他们，没有什么太特别的感觉。只知道他们的身份、辈份，彼此并不熟悉。
等待着的时候，听到一段可笑的对话。
一个是婶婶（对她没什么好感，主要是他们那天迟到，要大伙儿痴痴地等，所以我有点火），一个是不懂多少年没有见过的堂哥（我只大概记得他们兄弟的名字）。
婶婶：你是老三哦？
堂哥：不是，我是老二，他（指着他的弟弟）才是老三。
[老三的颓废形象，确实令他看起来比较年长，反之老二就比较白白净净]
婶婶：你在哪里工作啊？
堂哥：沙亚南。
婶婶：做什么工？
堂哥：关于手术方面的研究。
婶婶：工钱一定很好咯？
堂哥：还可以。
婶婶：有没有女朋友？
堂哥：没有。
婶婶：没有女朋友？那么老实啊！
堂哥：（无言...）
我在一旁，不是特地偷听，却把每一句都“吸收”了。
幸好没有忍不住笑出来。
什么时候开始，没有女朋友等于老实？老实？为什么说“老实”？是错误的用词吗？
别人说没有，是现在没有，不代表不曾有过，或将来不会有。
所以呢，最令人害怕的，就是这种安娣的问题及不合逻辑、令人想不通的“结论”。
答，后果就是如此；不答，人家说你没家教。
如果没有女朋友就是老实，那对于她自己有个当未婚妈妈的女儿，最恰当的形容词，又是什么呢?
Monday, 17 March 2008
Illogical Logic
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一般上,安娣都是酱的,她们说话或问问题就是会比较直接,或许她们只是想了解你,而不懂怎样来个开场白.每次跟家人聚会是都会遇到这种尴尬的情况,多数都会用个简单的答案,读书先..
darren, 我们已经没有资格讲你的那一句 :)
我并不觉得他们是关心，却是想满足自己的八卦心。必要时再拿自己的子女出来比较，然后觉得自己很不错。
是一种爱比较的心。我觉得。
Haha, I think that 婶婶 is just trying to create a conversation...
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那叫前卫！
jam, 说得妙！ 3.8, fortunately she didn't try to create a conversation with me... else... she'll know... hahaha
通常安娣们讲话是志在打发时间。很多时候她们自己也忘了自己说过什么话，反正每天都会有新的话题讲。通常遇到这样的安娣，对着她傻笑就可以了，反正她不会记得跟你谈天的内容。
Aunties. Oh dear, those aunties are just plain funny. I am more than 30, and they kept asking me this and that. When I told them I got no girlfriend, they were like "Aiyoh, don't be so picky lah!" and I will tell them, "Oh! Not me. They are the one picky..." and generally speaking, they will keep quiet after that.
next time u try to tell them coz u are not cunning at all, that's why cannot cheat any girl, then see what they reply? (coz that means, the aunties have been cheated, hahaha)
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